You put in the years. Now the kitchen is yours. "Retired. Now I Dink." says everything worth saying about where you are right now — done with the grind, fully committed to the dink. Printed bold on heavyweight Comfort Colors in the US, because a shirt this honest deserves a blank that holds up.
Size guide (inches, laid flat)
| Size |
Width |
Length |
Sleeve |
| S |
18¼ |
26⅝ |
16¼ |
| M |
20¼ |
28 |
17¾ |
| L |
22 |
29⅜ |
19 |
| XL |
24 |
30¾ |
20½ |
| 2XL |
26 |
31⅝ |
21¾ |
| 3XL |
27¾ |
32½ |
23¼ |
| 4XL |
29¾ |
33½ |
24⅝ |
Comfort Colors 1717 — heavyweight, garment-dyed, relaxed fit. Runs large — size down for a fitted look, or stay true to size for the relaxed cut.
Printed in the USA. Made to order — nothing sitting in a warehouse, nothing cheaped out to hit a price point.
Most orders arrive in 6–12 business days.
Product features
- 100% ring-spun US cotton — soft, pre-shrunk heavyweight (6.1 oz/yd²)
- Relaxed fit with double-needle stitched seams for durability
- Tubular knit (no side seams) and sewn-in label for clean finish
- Available S–4XL in four colors: Black, Ivory, Mustard, Island Reef
Care instructions
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Do not bleach
- Tumble dry: low heat
- Iron, steam or dry: low heat
- Do not dry clean
