You put in the years. Now the mornings are yours — coffee first, court by nine, and nobody scheduling anything on your behalf ever again.
The phrase is on the front. The reverse carries the optimal dink trajectory: ten to twelve inches of net clearance, no wrist deviation. It's a diagram, not a joke, which is exactly why it's funny.
11oz white ceramic, 3.74" tall and 3.15" across. Glossy finish, comfortable C-handle. Dishwasher and microwave safe. Lead-free and BPA-free.
Printed in the USA. Most orders arrive in 6–12 business days.
